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A Vaguely Enjoyable Game

I’ve had an idea for a comment-based word-association game i’ll start off with a word and you have to reply in comment form with a linked word.

E.g. Physics>Science>School>Crap etc.

And the first word is:

Monk

P.S. One person can’t reply to their own word/post.

America

America is best described as ‘that place opposite Europe, with the shaven monkey president’.

It is rather quite bizarre.

For example 65% of Yanky-Doodles don’t have a passport whereas 57% haven’t visited more than 3 states?

It is the land of obesity, drugs, guns, idiots, branded rounders, weird shaped footballs, the YEEEHAAA!!!! accent, the governator and really thin ‘chips’.

To be honest, its crap.

Despite new taxes for greenmobiles, SUVs with an AA battery strapped onto the engines are classed as green. By that logic, a 12 pack of duracells is curing cancer, stopping global warming AND saving poor defenceless Seals.

I mean what????

It proves that to be in charge of something it doesn’t matter if you’re intelligent, just as long as the voting population like the fact you own a rounders team. Granted Labour currently owns a major bank and sponsers Newcastle United (Tax money well spent?- NO). But that was just so that 74 year old Dorothy can carry on ganining 6.2% interest on her savings of £3.78.

It would be like making Sir Shuggs, Sir Alan Sugar, Prime Minister. In fact hold that thought that may just be an idea…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

No… Elmo’s better.

VOTE ELMO

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Weekly Round-Up

Welcome to the first of many weekly round-ups! These will incorporate Quote(s) of the week, Website(s) of the week, news/web article of the week and picture of the week.

Quote of the Week

JR: Are you STILL playing slaps?

Website of the Week

footytube

-Flash footy videos

News of the Week

Netherlands 4-1 France

Picture of the Week

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England’s (lack of) Success in Sport

Why, may I ask are England crap at sports?

I mean we invented most of them:

• Footy
• Tennis
• Badminton
• Gurning
• Cheese-Rolling
• Suedohkoo (Sudoku)

It makes no sense, theres always someone who has a dodgy accent who claws their way to victory. Chelsea managers for example. Even Sir Alex Ferguson has won the prem more than most Englishmen. I’m sure there’s some scottish blog moaning about an English person winning the SPL, but who cares?

They’re scottish.

We’re English, we hate scots so much we built a big wall and bombed their airports.

It’s not right.

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A Brief History of World War 2

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Gravatars are up

I have added Gravatars to comments so if you register @ Gravatar a nice little pic will appear next to your name and just remember little pictures make people happier and less violent.

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Cheetahs

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Mindshower…

I today became seriously sunburned and wondered what would happen if we had transparent skin? Also why must weeks last 7 days? There are reasonable explanations for days, months, years etc. but why 7 day weeks?

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War, HUH! What is it good for?

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