DISCLAIMER

The thoughts expressed on this blog are completely biased and TRUE.

Any offence taken by the readers by this blog is purely coincidental intended.

scotland

now, dont get me wrong the scottish have done great things. the made the kilt, and the accent given to the Wee Free Men.

but apart from that, what exactly have they done?

i mean

sir alex ferguson, hes won 10 or so league titles, but who actually likes the red faced, constantly chewing jock.

i can practically see the tumbleweed

rawrling

England’s (lack of) Success in Sport

Why, may I ask are England crap at sports?

I mean we invented most of them:

• Footy
• Tennis
• Badminton
• Gurning
• Cheese-Rolling
• Suedohkoo (Sudoku)

It makes no sense, theres always someone who has a dodgy accent who claws their way to victory. Chelsea managers for example. Even Sir Alex Ferguson has won the prem more than most Englishmen. I’m sure there’s some scottish blog moaning about an English person winning the SPL, but who cares?

They’re scottish.

We’re English, we hate scots so much we built a big wall and bombed their airports.

It’s not right.

mwuk

cricket

another rant be me

the one who rants for the sake of ranting

now, i could baffle you with jargon till the cows came home

i could shout googley googley yorker swing spin at you until i ran out of breath and inevitabely passed out

all i can say is this

cricket, is like, a soap opera

drawn out, yet, entertaining in a screaming shouting “is this baby mine?” kind of way.

you can either love it, or hate it, so i suppose marmite would have been a better comparison but no matter

so, remember kids, always listen to the umpire, except when he says youre out in which case you should run up to him and beat him with your bat

or the wicket

remember,  no42 does not support violence in any way

except on the an/rulemaker/guy

VOTE ELMO

rawrling