Now, im not being picky here, victimizing a poor innocent vegetable. i don’t hate vegetables. i dont call a club every thursday at 7pm to plot the ultimate revenge on the carrot family (Or does he??? – mwuk). i dont formulate master plans to wipe out the pea population. I merely think that leeks, are shit.
when you think about it its a fair enough presumption to make. I mean they’re all green, and soggy.
i think the main problem nowadays is the cooks of leeks, the ones who make them soggy, and detesting.
i call upon you, people of the world, to stride forth and make a superior, less soggy, more crunchy, and exciting leek. if you do so, i will award you with a grand prize.
ok a prize.
alright, no prize, quit mithering me.
but anyway, remember kids, the leek is your trusted friend, and elmo says you must love it with all. 
rawrling
